... But He loves you!

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - living in the sky - who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. Ant the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want yo to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send yo to live an suffer and burn and choke and scream and cray forever and ever 'til the end of time... But He loves you!

- George Carlin
(May 12, 1937–June 22, 2008)